Oh Black Betty, Bam ba Lamb
Nobody puts baby in the cornerI’m only trying to warn ya'Cause that baby gets madAnd gets to throwing a tantrumHe’ll fucking flip on ya

Nobody puts baby in the corner
I’m only trying to warn ya
'Cause that baby gets mad
And gets to throwing a tantrum
He’ll fucking flip on ya


i feel like a fucking idiot once again.

he’s been talking to other girls the whole time..

' but when you call me baby, i know I'm not the only one…'

My reasons for living

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

Do you mean that thing where you wake up every morning

The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.
Bob Marley (via psych-facts)

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

kia-kaha-winchesters:

shogunofyellow:

nature is rad

These are the most stunning nature photos I have ever seen

You went through my phone.
Every inch of it.
Messages, gallery, Facebook, my PERIOD CALENDAR, snap chat, notes, everything!

And blatantly lied about it when I caught you out.

Then have the fuckin nerve to try and turn it around on me saying that if I didnt come to you for advice about troy you wouldnt have had to go through it to ” figure him out”

You are a joke. You threw away a 10 year friendship the moment you picked up my phone from beside me while I slept. No respect. Abusing my trust.

What were you trying to achieve.

What followed was the most disgusting behavior and verbal mallice ive ever recorded and received.

I quote ” you’re a maggot cunt ellie and I hope you crash your car into a tree and die, you fucking maggot, fuck off you cunt”

That’s after I told you that you’re a joke. Which you are. You dont help anybody, you dont even help yourself. You got yourself into the mess your in, no one else did that.

You threw our friendship away. Not me.
And sorry doesn’t cut it buddy. All you have is words and they fail you miserably.

I’m so ashamed I defended and protected you for so long. Every one was right. And I can finally see that now.

You’re a pig.

Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me Please
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dieeeeeeeeee:

AND WHEN I THINK OF YOU LINDA I HOPE YOU FUCKING CHOKE

Life.

Life.

letsparty690:

Ellen degeneres

Im.
In.
Love.


Fuck.

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