Oh Black Betty, Bam ba Lamb
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question…..

I spent all day baking for you.
I spent money in didn’t have getting there and buying all the ingredients.
I was so excited. ..

And you didn’t touch a thing.
You didnt kiss me
You didn’t hold my hand

You didnt even help me pack up.

You left me and then had the nerve to tell me
We just arent right and dating isnt for you because you’re to busy with uni.

That’s exactly what they all say.

You lead me on.
And hurt my feelings… alot.

All my effort wasted.

When is it my turn to be happy.

Gooza is my rock. My stkilda rock.
We’re both a little fucked up.
We’re both cool with that.

We love music, boys, 2 for 1 cocktails, and tradie o’clock.

Onya! Get there daddy, woof!


Essentially my gfs and me.


Essentially my gfs and me.


Good Vibes HERE

Good Vibes HERE

Here. Have some fat selfies.

Checkin out the beaches at tradie 0’clock.

Nobody puts baby in the cornerI’m only trying to warn ya'Cause that baby gets madAnd gets to throwing a tantrumHe’ll fucking flip on ya

Nobody puts baby in the corner
I’m only trying to warn ya
'Cause that baby gets mad
And gets to throwing a tantrum
He’ll fucking flip on ya

i feel like a fucking idiot once again.

he’s been talking to other girls the whole time..

' but when you call me baby, i know I'm not the only one…'

My reasons for living


do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

Do you mean that thing where you wake up every morning

The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.
Bob Marley (via psych-facts)